Sorry I’ve been quiet. I’ve been stiff as a board. Feel free to keep asking me questions.

—PLANK

Summer is officially upon us. Enjoy this rousing solstice carol.

—Plank

I frown on occasion with the help of EDDY’S FROWNULATOR™.

Despite my facial expression, I am in fact quite pleased with the purchase.
—Plank

Happy Arbor Day from the Planks!

Sorry this is late. I was a busy bunny!

—Plank

gamerspirit:

cant argue with that logic

fuzzybagels:

spicypeppers:

This guy is just…having a glaring contest with this sriracha hot sauce bottle and i keep dying because he’s been doing it for 5 minutes and oh god hes not doing anything he’s just staring at it

do

you think he’s okay? O_o

Obviously, he’s just having a psychic conversation with it. Hot sauce bottles are quite chatty!

—Plank