This guy is just…having a glaring contest with this sriracha hot sauce bottle and i keep dying because he’s been doing it for 5 minutes and oh god hes not doing anything he’s just staring at it
do
you think he’s okay? O_o
Obviously, he’s just having a psychic conversation with it. Hot sauce bottles are quite chatty!
—Plank
Hello, my minions
…Err, I mean, followers.
I’ve been on a little Plankation, but I’ll be back soon. Feel free to send me questions.
—Plank
Wonder what is Plank whispering to him xD
Obviously, I said, “Hello, my name is Plank.”
(I was thinking, “This guy’s eye just randomly floated and his tongue is green. What is wrong with him?” but I didn’t say that.)
—Plank
Plank, Ed has the bluest tongue, I think you may be color blind. D: Now you can never be a pilot! (Legally….)
I’m not normally colorblind but…well…Let’s just say I had a wild night before that encounter.
—Plank
